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How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
with your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
(Source: hungoverhedgehogs, via heynadd)
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Me at my Doctor's office today:
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Nope
- Doctor: Do you smoke?
- Me: Nope
- Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
- Me: Nope
- Doctor: Do you take any kind of drugs?
- Me: Nope
- Doctor: ...
- Me: Oh don't look at me like that. People like me still exist.
